So yesterday we found out this guy is playing Enjolras on Broadway, which we’re sure is all fine and dandy but it still kind of broke our hearts.
Because why, you ask? Because over the last few months, sources had been whispering in our ears that Derek Klena was set to don the xylophone on Broadway and clearly now that is not a real thing.
You guys, we already had a hashtag! OUR BODIES WERE READY. We were using glitter-glue and oak-tag to make signs to hold up at the stage door offering to cosplay as France so Enjolras could finally lose his virginity without breaking that vow about being faithful to France or whatever clearly ridiculous thing Enjolras said, because how can you be the best character in this musical and not share your ‘charms’ with the heaving bosoms of fangirls the world over? HOW CAN YOU DENY US, ENJOLRAS?!
Yes. I did just write that. I published it, too.
Look. Maybe we’ll fall in love with Kyle Scatliffe. I mean. The odds are good. He’s cute and we are super fond of cute boys. It’s just… we need a minute to mourn our loss here…
Okay. Minute over. Now it’s time to start wildly speculating about what Derek is up to next. Aaaaand, go!
